Mark Says & MommA Says Funnies
"Kids Truly Say the Darndest Things"
Mark: "Ooh MommA can I have this $1 bill". MommA: "Mark, that's bill money". Mark: "Well, can I have this $100 bill, you're rich and have a lot of money". MommA: o_O
Cub Scouts Visit to the 911 Center:
911 Corporal: Can someone tell me any events that occurred where someone had to call 911? Mark: Obama became president again. MommA & Step Dad: o_O ***EMBARASSED***
Out and About:
MommA: "David, How does this jacket look on me" Mark: "You need to take off that jacket and put another jacket because that's not in style". MommA: o_O
Mark, the therapist:
MommA: Here is Mark's advice on how to manage your anger, lol. "Smart Kid"
Guess Who Is Having A What???:
Mark: Momma I can't wait for the baby to come. MommA: What baby, who is having a baby? Mark: Momma, you know the baby. MommA: Mark, what baby. Mark: You know Momma. The baby in your stomach. I hope the baby come tomorrow. MommA: hmmmmmm.....Urrr o_O
(Mark passes by the mirror) Mark: I look good. Momma, I look good don't I. MommA: Yes, baby your handsome. Mark: I know I look good. Don't I Iook good momma. MommA: Yes, Mark you look good. You're so handsome. Mark: Told you, I know I look goood, I look awesome !
MommA: Mark, turn off the tv and do your homework. Mark: I want to watch tv. MommA: Mark, you can watch tv when you finish your homework. Your assignment is to write 7 sentences about your favorite food. Mark: Momma read my first sentence. MommA reading: "Momma wishes she could be a good cook like David" (step dad). "Momma is jealous of David's cooking". MommA: o_O
Mark's Long Week of Work:
MommA: Mark, time to go to bed. Mark: Today is my day off and tomorrow I have to get up early to go to work. MommA: Well, I didn't know you had a job. o_O